glumshoe:

badgerofshambles:

glumshoe:

I have a lot of questions about The Lion King. Did Simba experience culture shock when he went back to his pride? Like, did the other lions think it was super weird that he had never learned how to hunt and spent most of his life exclusively eating bugs? Could he even digest fresh meat after that or did he end up having weird dietary restrictions? How many bugs did he have to eat per day to sustain himself? As the king, did he have to continue foraging for his own bugs, or were they gathered and brought to him? Did entomophagy catch on as trendy new thing among the other lions? If the other non-lion animals recognize Simba as king, are they his subjects? Is it weird that their king hunts and eats them? Is there civil unrest among the herbivores who resent the tyranny of a ruling class that literally feasts upon their flesh?

These are all fascinating but quit beating around the bush, the most pressing issue is who is Nala’s dad? Is it Mufasa because if so. Ew.

If not, did Mufasa kill him? If so, why didn’t he also kill Nala? Or were Mufasa and Scar the surviving members of a larger coalition of cooperative males?

Hypothesis: Nala is the offspring of Mufasa’s dead boyfriend.

(via dimetrodone)

bogleech:
“ bogleech:
“Do people generally know how big a tuna is?? I did all my life but it STILL impresses me, this isn’t even as big as they get.
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Oh the “spikes” are little “finlets” that actually improve the speed of such a massive bony fish....

bogleech:

bogleech:

Do people generally know how big a tuna is?? I did all my life but it STILL impresses me, this isn’t even as big as they get.

Oh the “spikes” are little “finlets” that actually improve the speed of such a massive bony fish. They’re even yellow here because this is a yellowfin tuna!

freebroccoli:

countriesinyourhead:

neogonzo:

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

(via solluxisms)

thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

(via assbaka)


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